john smith's definitions

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

angelus

A spesific vampire with a soul.

My name is Angelus.

by John Smith August 17, 2003

mile a minute

An extremely fast pace.

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.

by john smith June 9, 2004

MEGAginge

MEGAginge is the name of an ex moderator of nukezone and founder of the now ended mega crew - He is either loved or hates but is for sure a legend

Newbie: MEGAginge is a legend
MEGAginge: I agree!

by John Smith July 25, 2004

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005