Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 14, 2003

steezo

ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.

Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight

by john holmes April 16, 2003

istupy

no living person could describe it

it is related to istobi

stupi and stupy are synonyms

istupy is red and flies.
when istupy is green, it becomes a tank.
if istupy is yellow, it is sick.

by John Holmes January 19, 2005

uppstad

To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you

by John Holmes September 19, 2003

stag

Paddy being doused with Baby Oil ad left with 4 Strippers

Shreck In Amsterdam

by John Holmes August 06, 2003

HavocIGhost

A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck.

"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."

by John Holmes October 22, 2003

jimmy juice

Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.

Man what the heezy!!! She drank a gallon of jimmy juice from a cardboard milk carton!!

by John Holmes January 13, 2004