Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.
person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
by John Holmes May 14, 2003
A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.
A kick in the penis.
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
by John Holmes September 19, 2003
by John Holmes August 06, 2003
by John Holmes April 24, 2003
Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."
by John Holmes October 22, 2003