Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.
person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
by John Holmes May 14, 2003
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jimmy kick

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.
Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
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uppstad

To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you
by John Holmes September 19, 2003
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stag

Paddy being doused with Baby Oil ad left with 4 Strippers
by John Holmes August 06, 2003
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chode

The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin
by John Holmes April 24, 2003
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jimmy juice

Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.
Man what the heezy!!! She drank a gallon of jimmy juice from a cardboard milk carton!!
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
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HavocIGhost

A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck.
"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."
by John Holmes October 22, 2003
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