john gaskell's definitions

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Nib of Wab

A small bum-nut of Cannabis Resin, usually around a pipe's worth or maybe two small ones.

" Do you wanna hit a pipe? I've got a Nib of Wab left from last nights episode "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

the fatties

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Skrag

A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.

" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "

by John Gaskell April 29, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004