john gaskell's definitions

Gaffet

A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc

" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Birko

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

Nib of Wab

A small bum-nut of Cannabis Resin, usually around a pipe's worth or maybe two small ones.

" Do you wanna hit a pipe? I've got a Nib of Wab left from last nights episode "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Ginch

Slang for English Currency

" I'm fuckin fuming, I lost all me Ginch playing black jack in the Gauntlet last night when I was Bladdered "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004