john doe's definitions

keune

obese child who constantly bitches.

Shut up, Keune.

by John Doe April 29, 2004

dekal

Northside Chicago graffiti writer down with the DSI and GOG crews.

I saw a Dekal tag today.

by John Doe April 13, 2005

heaf

Heaf is short for fat head.

Hey heaf!
Hey heaf!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

lkjhgf

to look at porn sites on the internet.

joe: hey rick what are you doing ?
Rick: im lkjhgf on the computer

by john doe November 12, 2003

hii

Zeo 24 7 – March 12, 2001


Phoenix Khadgar has entered the room.
Phoenix Khadgar: hey
Phoenix Khadgar: is zeo up yet?
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: yes
AngurisNeo: it is for me, anyhow
Kyattsuai7: hii?
AngurisNeo: yeah
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: its my trademark hello
MoltresY2K has entered the room.
MoltresY2K: HAHAHA
Phoenix Khadgar: i thought it was a typo rolls eyes
AngurisNeo: used only to greet khadgar, and only this once
Kyattsuai7: what?
MoltresY2K: almost 80k hits :-)
MoltresY2K: Wahahaha
XRocketDDZ has entered the room.
XRocketDDZ: hey
purity number 1: hi rocky
Phoenix Khadgar: Konnichiwa rocky-chan :-)
Kyattsuai7: hii


…and the rest is history =^n.n^=

(thanks to kyattsuai for the log!)

alternate spellings: hï, hi² and i believe hi~

Uni: Hey there everyone!
Versi: Hey!
Centrycorn: hii

by John Doe December 10, 2004

bunkey

1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.

Scientific Name : Germanus Muscicus

by John Doe January 5, 2005

first kiss

first time for a kiss on the lips none of that cheek crap

I got my first kiss with that slut Katy Tucker

by john doe March 16, 2004