john Doe's definitions

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

Devil Dome

The gym at University High School

Big Game Tonight at the Devil Dome

by John Doe January 9, 2005

php

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

by John Doe March 28, 2004

Thrill Kill

Thrill Kill was a PSX game so gory, bloody and violent that it was banned a few days after it came out.

He illegally had Thrill Kill because it was banned from North America

by John Doe January 3, 2005

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004

kazaa

Kazaa Lite is better but it's not going to work for much longer cause it's illegal
Great source for Briana Banks videos
I downloaded Briana Loves Jenna, Briana Banks AKA Filthy Whore, The Best of Briana Banks, etc, and lots of short nice videos.
Works best with cable obviously.
Get great full size good quality porn flicks, as long as people share em.

I downloaded some really hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa!

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Shemily Gumby

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.

"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"

by John Doe June 14, 2003