john Doe's definitions

shabam

A South Guatemalan militant group bent on bringing all spa production in the U.S. to a halt. “We will take all comforts from the American dogs” A quote from the leader of Shabam.

Shabam split off from a les radical militant group in the middle east.
This very modern Guatemalan militia uses the internet & billboard
advertising to attract new warriors for the cause.

Their newest slogan is “Wham, Bam, Thank you Shabam !”

Cover the hot tub, Shabam is coming.

by John Doe June 17, 2004

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

cokehead

If coca-cola and "Head and Shoulders" would ever merge, this is what the company would be called.

"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"

by John Doe May 8, 2003

pretty

A girl that is sexually attractive.
A girl that is hot
A girl that has a nice face, body, etc.

Briana Banks is so young and sweet and pretty

by John Doe January 21, 2004

beautiful

A sexually attractive, hot, pretty, cute, girl

Briana Banks is beautiful!

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Quay

combination of being queer and gay

yo check out that quay Clay Aiken. Ya he fucks men up the noop noop. totally a quay ass mucher shit twirler. i heard he fucked your dad. NO it was YOUR dad you fucking quay.

by john doe April 2, 2004