john's definitions

shermanator

your everyday geeky kid with thick facial hair, a big nose and thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.

Oh my god! Look at the new kid! Hes a total Shermanator!

by John January 6, 2005

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

Shinyo

Synonym: (noun) bitch, (verb) pms, (verb) power trip

noun:
One who gains pleasure in killing/glining people on irc because he has no real control in his own life. Also defined as one who cannot understand the concept of a "joke"

verb:
to bitch, complain, or act as though one is on ones period

Awww shit, Shinyo banned me again because i said "stfu and stop harrassing me"

damn... my girlfriend is Shinyo'ing again :-\ better stay away from that shit for a while

by john December 5, 2003

scap

short for scappy; the perfect combination of skanky and nappy.

Man, your girl is a scap.

by john January 19, 2004

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005