The Sims

a video game where you can get people to do almost ANYTHING
but be carful with the wife she is pretty strict.

the sims pc

by john November 09, 2003

CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.

Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.

by John April 05, 2005

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john February 23, 2005

fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by John December 19, 2004

scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 15, 2003

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

Halo

another term for weed, marijuana, pot, etc. used as a code word in front of parents

aye yo man, lets go play some halo.....

by John January 15, 2005