john's definitions

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004

peepoo

when your sack is put over your butthole and an arrow is shot threw it.
someone with asshole qualities or is being a real dick head.

Dont make me peepoo your ass!
Eric was being a real peepoo the other day.

by John July 24, 2004

Huck

v. Poker slang - To catch the final card of a full house on the river (5th street, final community card) of a Omaha or Texas Hold 'Em hand; To catch a boat (Full House) on the river.

Derived from Huckleberry Finn

I had pocket fives and my opponent had Ace King and the flop came Ace Ace 6 the turn came 7. He had me beat but I hucked it when the 5 came on the river.

by John September 15, 2004

butt plug

An anal toy, used by males or females. Primarily used to stretch and relax the anus over time for a good fucking.

After Jessica had the buttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get butt fucked.

by john August 29, 2004

G-Men

Slang for Glassmen. A drum and bugle corps from Toledo, OH.

I actually though the G-Men's show was quite entertaining this year.

by John February 8, 2005

game eater

a country hick who beats army in the shower

Whats your game eater doing right now?

by john November 25, 2003