john's definitions

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004

Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.

Zintren > Kaluvien

by John June 5, 2004

Metal

Metal is a genre of music which was founded in the 70's..the road to metal was made by most great bands like:van halen,and led zeplinn.then in the 80's it was a very popular music except it was called hair metal because queers got perms...anyways then in the 90's it was all aobut black and speed metal and now all the "Thugs",and "preps" think your a fucking vampire or canibal if you where a god damned band shirt....

Kerry King...best guitarist ever!

by John January 15, 2005

vex

To bullshit someone. Or lie.

Guy: I didn't do nothing I swear.
Cop: I think he's trying to vex me.

by John August 30, 2004

ipampilash

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

by John July 24, 2008

noot

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

by John October 13, 2004

hgic

acronym: "Head Guy in Charge"

I'll pass your name along to the HGIC.

by John June 12, 2004