john's definitions

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005

bolt on

part that can be easily added to a car.

He just put in a bolt on blower.

by John December 6, 2004

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004