john's definitions
oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..
by john August 21, 2003
Get the Affleckmug. by john July 16, 2003
Get the hergattmug. male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.
Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.
by jOhn January 5, 2005
Get the Dorksmug. by John March 27, 2005
Get the geniusmug. You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.
definition pretty much explains it
by john February 7, 2005
Get the Cleveland Bukkake Specialmug. 
by john August 22, 2003
Get the coldsteelmug.