john's definitions

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

five head

Refering to someones large forehead where you can fit all five fingers on it.

That midget has a five head

by John October 24, 2004

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 3, 2003

fefer

The funniest guy ever.

That guy is definitely THE FEFER!

by John April 25, 2003

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004