john's definitions

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

vuish

An isulting term to call a person who is acting unfair, cheap or selfish, in personal, social, or friendly economic situations.

"Thomas stop your being vuish"

by john December 20, 2003

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine

This junkie bitch loves that funk

by John December 25, 2003

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

by John December 26, 2003

and a half

To emphasis or exaggerate a quality or characteristic

She is a bitch and a half!

by John January 6, 2004