john's definitions

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

dude

refering to someone as a infected hair on an elephants butt

ura dude

by john December 13, 2003

tamaryn

The prettiest girl in New York City.

what a Tamaryn!

by John December 14, 2003

slops

An Australian term meaning to have sex with a girl immediately after someone else.

You screw her first, I'll take slops.

by John December 17, 2003

townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"

by john December 18, 2003

Tokyo Rifle

The act of smoking cannibis

Yo brah right on uh tokyo rifle
lol
omg

by John December 18, 2003