I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!
by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014
Get the flesh lapelsmug. The post-anal-sex act of placing a straw in your partners anus and sucking out the mixture usually consisting of (but not limited to) semen, fecal matter, blood, sweat, etc. Generally used in the homosexual sub-culture but has recently popped up on the radar in the straight community.
After I got through pumping (and blowing my load in) gary's stink star, I put a straw in and enjoyed me some good ol' BUTT SHAKE!!
by joeydnewyork September 12, 2011
Get the Butt Shakemug. A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.
by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012
Get the The Long Coldmug. You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"
My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!
by joeydnewyork September 13, 2011
Get the The NAVIGATORmug.