McGrumble

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.
For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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Miller Lite

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.
by joemammy September 04, 2016
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hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
by joemammy March 01, 2007
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Nerding

The act of playing video games for hours and hours. Probably while eating cheetohs and hot pockets.
*Me in the group text* Yo dudes, anyone nerding tonight? I picked up a bag of cheetohs and there's a fresh box of hot pockets in the freezer. Let's do this!
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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Cheesers

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tea bag

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
by joemammy March 04, 2007
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Karma Sutra

To get what you give sexually.
Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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