Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 03, 2016

LBSS

Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.

Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."

by joemammy April 29, 2015

extrawhordinary

A girl with whorish like qualities and or abilities. She may look normal to the eye, but once you get to know her you will soon find out that she possesses characteristics that someone considered a whore possesses.

Susie is so extrawhordinary. I was talking to her yesterday and in the middle of our conversation she just busted out and was like "my anus is KILLING me!". I was speechless after this.

by joemammy March 04, 2007

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

by joemammy January 03, 2018

Miller Lite

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

by joemammy September 04, 2016

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019

Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.

by joemammy September 03, 2016