joemammy's definitions

It be like that

Easy conversation filler that means anything and everything all at once.

I was too lazy to read the text message so I just responded with 'it be like that sometimes'.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

Pound Town

A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.

When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.

by joemammy July 20, 2019

Sun's Out, Tum's Out

Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.

Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.

Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Bojanglin

Wasting everyone's time. Standing in the middle of the aisle. Driving slow af in the left lane. Doing things that piss society off to the max.

All this bojanglin makes me hate humanity.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008