joel67's definitions

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011

skleeping

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."

"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."

by Joel67 April 8, 2006

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

Boobah

Television show created after the creators of the show were most definately tripping on acid and other illegal substances.

Writer #1: "Hey, that's some good shit, yo."

Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."

Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"

Writer #2: (Passes out.)

by Joel67 August 26, 2005

atarded

Someone who is not very intelligent, said in an Acadian accent.

"Dat girl do bad in school and sleep wit every boy, I tink she atarded in de 'ead."

by Joel67 December 28, 2005