skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.
Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."
by Joel67 March 04, 2006
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skleeping

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."
"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."
by Joel67 January 17, 2006
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lahdy tahd

A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.
I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.
by Joel67 May 06, 2005
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Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.
Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.
by Joel67 December 01, 2010
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googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.
"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."
by Joel67 February 17, 2006
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