joel67's definitions

muppetable

Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.

"With his huge nose and wild and crazy hair, Dave is quite muppetable."

by Joel67 December 25, 2007

skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

by Joel67 April 14, 2006

penis cleavage

The oblique/lower abdominal muscles that guys have near their hips. Also known as d'angelo muscles.

"When the male model pulled his jeans lower, everyone could see his penis cleavage."

by Joel67 January 28, 2008

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.

Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!

by Joel67 April 22, 2005

stadank

A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.

Jully Black: "Boy, who died in yo house? It is stadank up in here!"

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

grrreat

1. Something the popular cereal children's character Tony the Tiger would say to describe his cereal, Frosted Flakes, and all of its spinoffs, (i.e. Turboz.)

2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

1. Tony: "Frosted Flakes, they're grrreat!"

2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.

Guy: Oh. Grrreat.

by Joel67 December 28, 2005