26 definitions by joel67
by joel67 September 11, 2005
Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.
"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."
by joel67 May 6, 2005
Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"
Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?
Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?
by joel67 January 25, 2011
When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.
by joel67 April 20, 2005
Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by joel67 April 20, 2009
1. Something the popular cereal children's character Tony the Tiger would say to describe his cereal, Frosted Flakes, and all of its spinoffs, (i.e. Turboz.)
2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
1. Tony: "Frosted Flakes, they're grrreat!"
2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.
Guy: Oh. Grrreat.
2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.
Guy: Oh. Grrreat.
by joel67 December 12, 2005
A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.
by joel67 October 12, 2007