Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 14, 2005

soppy

over use of affectionate terms or actions to show ones feelings for another... often to the point where ones masculinity is questioned...
so there sarah ja`net

A guy sends gifts, sweet sayings, extra nice things to his girlfriend to try and make her feel special.
but does it all the time

by Joel September 10, 2004

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel February 16, 2005

TOMTB

Acronym: Taking Off My Training Bra

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 29, 2004

Meah

Meah is something you would say when there is complete silence after you make a retarded comment.

Person- Then I raped a deaf girl.
Everyone else- ...
Person- Meah...

by Joel March 31, 2005

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 05, 2006

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 10, 2005