Urban Dictionary: Definitions by joel

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

masshole by Joel June 10, 2004

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To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

Metrostoner by Joel June 1, 2004

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N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".

I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.

mizzouse by joel April 22, 2004

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-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

westendorf by joel April 2, 2004

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<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

TOMTB by Joel March 28, 2004

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

odb by joel March 9, 2004

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adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

leporous by Joel February 26, 2004

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