girl date

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

by joecoolthefool January 12, 2017

boomarang buyer

A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy

My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.

by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018

it's a hawk out there

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American

It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

by joecoolthefool June 06, 2016

bobcat

A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend

There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.

by joecoolthefool November 05, 2018

Refractory jerk

Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.

I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself

by joecoolthefool July 05, 2015

chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet

That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

media mindgames

The manipulative style of writing or tv presentation that tells you what you are supposed to think based upon the writer's or tv show's agenda. The title of an article is phrased 'why something that you are thinking is wrong or misguided' or a tv show that tries to manipulate facts so that a powerful argument or fact is trivialized and another idea that is trivial is given a lot of consideration. media , liberal media, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, tv, journalism, liberal, conservative, agenda, manipulation, establishment

I am so sick of the media mindgames where they tell me the front runner who has won so many primaries is really out of touch with America! If he is out of touch then why is he winning.

by joecoolthefool July 24, 2016