joecoolthefool's definitions

cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT

I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

tvacation

A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international

Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016

celebrity getaway

The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars

I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

Bernie babies

Generations Y and Z are ready to wage war against a rigged economy and the Establishment media, the Establishment government and corporations and then return power to the people. They are Progressive and willing to stand up to the Democratic and Republican parties to get real change. Bernie Sanders, Bernie, Progressive, liberal, Democrat, outsider, freedom, change, two party system, the Establishment, rigged economy, the 1%, income inequality, trade imbalance, trade deficit, Wall Street, millionaires and billionaires, mass incarceration

I was so excited to see the future of America at the rally. There were a ton of Bernie babies and they were so excited about the upcoming elections.

by joecoolthefool May 22, 2016

terrorcation

A vacation during which there is a terrorist incident. You may be directly involved in the incident or simply in the same city where it occurs. Either way, you feel unsettled and cannot wait to go home. terrorism, terrorist, vacation, al qaeda, ISIS, SWAT team, bomb, explosion, militia, middle east, united nations, UN,terror junkie, terrorazzi

After the incident in France, I wanto go back to the states and feel safe again. You had your first terrorcation, bro.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017