joecoolthefool's definitions

get your head right

A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused

C'mon man, get your head right! That's the fifth free throw you missed this game.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

Shaggy vibe

A young person who is super laid back and uses marijuana casually to stay laid back. Lebowski vibe, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mystery Machine, Scooby gang, marijuana, reefer, weed, doobie, Mary Jane munchies, munchies

I'm going to my camper to take a break. You and your friends give off a Shaggy vibe, so I am guessing you're not going to the camper to study.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

verbal bomb

A stinging insult, harsh criticism or shocking revelation directed at a person or group of people. Plural-verbal bombs. rebuke, retort, rebuff, verbal assault, criticism, insult, angry response, snarl, yell, speak, talk, conversation, engage, psychological colonoscopy

I can see you are getting along with my parents splendidly. I don't think dropping the verbal bombs about your past drug use and sexual experimentation in college made this meeting easier.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

prebuke

Noun: A preplanned response or defense in anticipation of harsh criticism for one's behavior or actions.
Verb: To preplan a response or defense in anticipation of harsh criticism for one's behavior or actions. rebuke, rebuttal, prebuttal, rebuff, verbal bomb, verbal defense, strategy, tact, criticism, verbal assault

I knew that my boss was going to come after me when we didn't get that account. My prebuke was that the client couldn't fund the project we created for them.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

postbuttal

The response or defense a person would have given to harsh criticism or judgment if they had thought of it at the time. prebuttal, rebuttal, prebuke, rebuke, rebuff, retort, criticism, judgment, tact, defense, psychological colonoscopy, verbal bomb, verbal assault, invective, diatribe

The prosecutor introduced a lot of new evidence that may hurt my client. I wish I had demanded the judge give me time to review the new evidence before the trial proceeds. That postbuttal would have made a difference in the case.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016