joecoolthefool's definitions
The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face
I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!
by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016
Get the food bulletmug. A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover
I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.
by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016
Get the travel channel travelermug. A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low
Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.
by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
Get the hollywood straightmug. The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar
Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016
Get the shirtless showdownmug. Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.
Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.
by joecoolthefool November 5, 2015
Get the conveniently blackmug. The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours
by joecoolthefool December 27, 2018
Get the Trump salutemug. A person who expresses all of their emotions in text messages, emails, twitter or facebook using emojis or hashtags. They seem incapable of just typing or saying what they think or how they feel. emoji, emotion, twitter, facebook, texting, text, hashtag
I am so tired of the emojiemotions people use to tell everyone every single emotion that they have. I don't care!
by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016
Get the emojiemotionsmug.