Definitions by joecoolthefool
Collate the coochie
A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
Collate the coochie by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
faking smart
A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
faking smart by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
Racial peacekeepers
The preachers, pastors and community leaders who always rush out after a racially charged incident against african-americans to calm people and direct them to forgive or embrace their attackers. These individuals decide to represent all african-americans in the community, but often act hypocritically for their own benefit to establish a national profile and win influence among the african-american community for future church donations. They are noticeably absent when the violence does not have racial overtones.
Oh boy, here come the racial peacekeepers with their ridiculous speeches about Christian forgiveness after the skinhead killed 12 people. I just can't with these guys. Bible ballers, pastor pimps, pastors, preachers, community organizers, religion, church, African-American
Racial peacekeepers by joecoolthefool October 4, 2015
Soccer molesting
Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.
I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball
Soccer molesting by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
but it sounds racist
The names of people, organizations, literature and events that sound racist, but actually are not racist when you learn about them.
I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice
but it sounds racist by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
brown sugar daddy
I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance
brown sugar daddy by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
honey momma
A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.
I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend
honey momma by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015