joecoolthefool's definitions

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

stripper cash

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money

I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

verbal bomb

A stinging insult, harsh criticism or shocking revelation directed at a person or group of people. Plural-verbal bombs. rebuke, retort, rebuff, verbal assault, criticism, insult, angry response, snarl, yell, speak, talk, conversation, engage, psychological colonoscopy

I can see you are getting along with my parents splendidly. I don't think dropping the verbal bombs about your past drug use and sexual experimentation in college made this meeting easier.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

Trump hammer

The verbal beatdown you deliver to someone who challenges your power or questions your authority on any issue. You are successful, powerful and unstoppable and you won't tolerate anyone who disrespects you. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican

I unleashed the Trump hammer on this guy at work. He said I didn't know what I was doing on this money market fund I was managing. How dare he challenge me!

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Game of Trump

The fight for survival by members of President Donald Trump's administration. There is cutthroat betrayal, backstabbing and fierce infighting as people struggle to survive The Orange King. Game of Thrones, President Trump, Trump army, Trump, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump hammer, Trumpspeak, Trumpuzzle, Trump trounce, Donald Trump, Make America great again, Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, Russiagate, Putin, Trumpcare, North Korea, Red Wedding

I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2017