The vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves whether they have a boyfriend or are single. battery operated boyfriend, vibrator, dildo, clitoris, vagina, g-spot, masterbation, pleasure yourself, orgasm, adult toys, fleshlight, boyfriend, girlfriend, porn
What the heck is a Vic?! It is a vibration-intensive companion (Vic) used to get me off. I have a word for you-modesty!
by joecoolthefool April 21, 2016
Guns and accessories with designs and colors to make them look beautiful or colorful to attract women buyers. The companies want the guns, the holsters and all of the accessories to look pretty even though the guns are deadly. gun up, guns, weapons, rifle, AR-15, machine gun, shoot, handgun, Gloc, bullets, police, gangs, terrorism, terrorists, holster, couture, fashion, haute couture, girly guns
There is so much unnecessary gun couture in these gun shops. I'm old school, I like black guns and black holsters.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
The more obnoxious, outrageous, insulting, condescending and rude that you are, the more popular you become. It is the ultimate paradox. Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster
I don't get it, why is it whenever a jerk guy treats women badly, he gets a Trump bump and the women are drawn to him and want to get to know him. I treat women like princesses and I don't get a second look.
by joecoolthefool February 05, 2016
The rise in voter support that comes when Donald Trump says something controversial or insulting about someone or something. Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpster, Trump plan, The Donald, make America great again, Republican
The Donald got a big Trump bump when he went after all of the Clintons in an interview. He really nailed them.
by joecoolthefool February 01, 2016
A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool August 27, 2015
The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
by joecoolthefool July 01, 2016
The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity
I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.
by joecoolthefool May 06, 2016