An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer
This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
by joecoolthefool November 24, 2014
The sincere attempt to be charming with a woman that leads to an awkward and embarrassing encounter. John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson, Idina Menzel, celebrity, movie star, Tinseltown, Hollywood
I liked the way you went over to that girl and to talk to that lady and accidently sneezed in her face. You've got that Travolta charm oozing out of you.
by joecoolthefool July 03, 2016
The people who relentlessly defend anything Hillary Clinton has said or done no matter how damaging or unflattering. They trivialize the significance of legitimate concerns or evidence of law-breaking that should be investigated. Anyone who dares criticize or challege her record or political ambitions is attacked and labelled as part of the far-right or far-left fringe. These people consist of Democratic and Republican Establishment politicians , the Establishment media companies, lobbyists for Wall Street and corporate America, Hollywood and so-called unbiased journalists. They all want to help maintain the Establishment status quo and sequester the will of the American people. the establishment, The Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Wall Street, TPP, rich donors, foreign donors, Benghazi, Hillbots, Clinton Clones, Bernie Bros, Corporate America, foreign wars
I just ran into a bunch of members of the Hillary brigade in the parking lot. If you don't get on board supporting her Establishment agenda, you are the enemy.
by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016
The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 17, 2017