joecoolthefool's definitions

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

Wargasm

The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets

The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.

by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018

injhurt

An athlete who is somewhere between being hurt and being injured. If you are hurt, you can get some pain meds, rest and/or physical therapy, but you can still play. An injured athlete requires a doctor’s care and can’t play anymore. injury, injured, hurt, athlete, player, sports, athletics, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympics, football, basketball, NCAA, soccer, MLB, baseball, team, doctor, orthopedic surgeon

You aren't injured! Coach my leg feels weak, it hurts to walk. You’re injhurt, I think you can play the last quarter.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

Trump army

The legion of frustrated working class and middle class voters who have been left behind by the new elitist 1% economy. The Establishment government, media and corporations have waged war on them for 40 years. They have been betrayed on trade issues, illegal immigration, jobs, wages and retirement pay. They are fed up and hell bent on fighting back. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Bernie babies, Clinton clones, politics, freedom, America, American worker, blue collar, working class, middle class, immigration, build the wall, illegal immigration

Your damn right I'm a member of the Trump army! It's time to make America great again and he's the one to do it!

by joecoolthefool May 22, 2016

but it sounds racist

The names of people, organizations, literature and events that sound racist, but actually are not racist when you learn about them.

I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

territorial appropriation

Foreigners come to a country, purchase or steal land and then develop it as their own while forcing out native inhabitants or using them as cheap labor. cultural appropriation, aborigines, native americans, America, stealing,steal, redistribute, conquer, manifest destiny, claim

Jamaica is a beautiful land, but the super rich have come in here and used territorial appropriation to take over the entire island.

by joecoolthefool April 23, 2016

trumpnesia

The inability to remember any comment or statement that you made a day, week or month ago about an issue. You deny any past statements or decisions that contradict with the current truth or reality of the moment. The Donald, Trump, Donald Trump, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trump bump, Trumpster, candidate, amnesia, forget, deny, denial

I can't believe the moderator let Trump get away with that statement. He totally flip-flopped on his immigration plan. John, you are watching the master at work, that's Trump using Trumpnesia to win the argument.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016