Definitions by joecoolthefool
holster sagging
Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff
holster sagging by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
Jamesbonding
A person who tries to change his look and act like James Bond to make himself feel confident and cool. The person wears nice shirts and ties, upgrades his watch and tries to add new wheels or stripes to his non-luxury car to make it cool looking. James Bond, 007, bonding, secret agent, secret agent man, luxury, high-end
I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.
Jamesbonding by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
handymom
A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair
handymom by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
hollywood straight
A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low
Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.
hollywood straight by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
Uberbrawling
Physical fights that breakout between the uber driver and the passenger. carpool punching, backseat beatdowns, driving drama, Uber, Uber driver, fight, punch, brawl, hit
Did you see the fight on the news last night. The Uber driver and the passenger were going at it while the car was going down the highway. They were Uberbrawling. I can't believe there wasn't a car accident.
Uberbrawling by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
Constipation consternation
The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace
Constipation consternation by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
Instant friend
A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
Instant friend by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015