I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.
by joecoolthefool October 02, 2016

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

A devout group of supporters who worship their leader and believe he/she will create the change he/she promises, but then are ignored the moment the leader attains power. A common political maneuver seen with Obama supporters who rallied together to get him elected and were then summarily abandoned by the president.
We got played by the city council, they promised to use the funds to refurbish the community center, but instead used the money to build a sports arena. They used all of you to get elected because they saw you as an Obama coalition.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.
I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man
by joecoolthefool March 05, 2015

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity
I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
