joecoolthefool's definitions

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

dumbcheck

When some is saying something so dumb that you’ve got to interrupt them mid-sentence and bust them on their foolishness. dumb, foolish, idiot, sucker, stupid, check someone, disrespect, lie, con, bs, lying, check, bust, expose

I had to dumbcheck this fool who said Patrick Mahomes wasn’t a good QB!

by joecoolthefool September 16, 2021

put Trump in my mouth

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet

I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

sphellcheck

The automatic spellcheck corrections that result in a completely different word or changes words that have been typed that look similar, but have a totally different meaning. spellcheck, hellcheck, spell, words, diction, type, smartphone, text, texting, email, google, hell, spellhell, spell hell, spell check, spell-check, sphell check

I’ve got a serious case of sphellcheck, my smartphone changes everything I type.

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019