Titty-butt tv

The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.
These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv
by joecoolthefool December 17, 2014
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hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low
Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.
by joecoolthefool November 06, 2015
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gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.
by joecoolthefool January 05, 2016
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Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out
I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.
by joecoolthefool March 29, 2016
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hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.
I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool July 21, 2015
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kleptoking

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship
This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.
by joecoolthefool February 03, 2017
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Whatever fan

A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.
Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer
by joecoolthefool December 09, 2015
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