Definitions by joecoolthefool

busterdouglas 

Noun: An event, obstacle or life situation that you think can be easily overcome, but ultimately bewilders, overwhelms, confuses and defeats you.

Verb: To shock, bewilder, confound, confuse or stump.
The term is in reference to James 'Buster' Douglas who surprisingly knocked out champion Mike Tyson. surprise, shock, obstacle, bulwark, roadblock, puzzle, perplex, confuse, confound, bewilder, overwhelm, stump

I graduated at the topmof my class and was one of the most highly recruited applicants. When my girlfriend asked me if she looks fat, I said not really and she kicked me out of the house-I can't figure women out. They are my busterdouglas.

busterdouglas by joecoolthefool May 30, 2016

drama dumping 

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

drama dumping by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

stinkgood 

The cologne, perfume or scented body powder that you put on after a shower to smell good. cologne, body powder, perfume, deodorant, shower, bath, clean up

When I get out of the shower, I put on some special stinkgood to hopefully attract the ladies. Let me guess Tom, the Drakar Noir from the drug store?! Yep, it's awesome.

stinkgood by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

trauma momma 

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

trauma momma by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

Shaggy vibe 

A young person who is super laid back and uses marijuana casually to stay laid back. Lebowski vibe, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mystery Machine, Scooby gang, marijuana, reefer, weed, doobie, Mary Jane munchies, munchies

I'm going to my camper to take a break. You and your friends give off a Shaggy vibe, so I am guessing you're not going to the camper to study.

Shaggy vibe by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

get your head right 

A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused

C'mon man, get your head right! That's the fifth free throw you missed this game.

get your head right by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Toast the testicles 

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

Toast the testicles by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016