Walkietalking

Talking on your phone with the speaker on, so you hold it in front of your face. cell phone, phone, speaker phone, speaker
Sorry Brit, I couldn't hear you, someone next to me was walkietalking.
by joecoolthefool December 03, 2015
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shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar
Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016
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Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.
I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy
by joecoolthefool June 12, 2015
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fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting
I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.
by joecoolthefool March 26, 2016
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putinbutts

The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt
I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.
by joecoolthefool February 16, 2018
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Footbowl troll

The obnoxious football fans or allumni who criticize on-line the players of their own team when their losing in an important game or bowl game only to suddenly praise them at the end of the game if they win.
My cousin was on Facebook tearing down his qb's performance and calling him soft, they win and suddenly the qb is a genius. Don't mind him, he's a footbowl troll. troll, football fool, fair weather football fan, fan, football, college football, flip-flop, disloyal
by joecoolthefool January 01, 2015
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Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.
by joecoolthefool July 03, 2016
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