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Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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Jamaica is a beautiful land, but the super rich have come in here and used territorial appropriation to take over the entire island.
by joecoolthefool April 23, 2016
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We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
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Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.
Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.
Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.
by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016
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Some girl I hooked up with last night at the frat party gave me a barracuda blowjob. I had to go to the drug store and get some Neosporin ointment.
by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
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I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.
by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
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