baller babes

The attractive women who gravitate to star athletes, celebrities, CEOs and any powerful men. They usually want to become the man's baby mama, so they can get some of that money. money honeys, baller, ballin-out, rich, rapper rich, wealthy, gold digger, busta
I knew he had to be an athlete or celebrity, look at all of those baller babes draped over him. Damn they're thirsty.
by joecoolthefool March 14, 2016
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peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed
I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.
by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017
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Packing founding fathers

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money
by joecoolthefool August 08, 2015
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Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015
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conveniently black

Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.
Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.
by joecoolthefool November 05, 2015
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shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar
Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016
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Trump salute

The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours
I’m glad Trump gave Congress the Trump salute, they mess with him all of the time.
by joecoolthefool December 27, 2018
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