Definitions by joecoolthefool
Waking the dead
The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel
On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!
Waking the dead by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
cistrans silliness
The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT
I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.
cistrans silliness by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016
Hillary brigade
The people who relentlessly defend anything Hillary Clinton has said or done no matter how damaging or unflattering. They trivialize the significance of legitimate concerns or evidence of law-breaking that should be investigated. Anyone who dares criticize or challege her record or political ambitions is attacked and labelled as part of the far-right or far-left fringe. These people consist of Democratic and Republican Establishment politicians , the Establishment media companies, lobbyists for Wall Street and corporate America, Hollywood and so-called unbiased journalists. They all want to help maintain the Establishment status quo and sequester the will of the American people. the establishment, The Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Wall Street, TPP, rich donors, foreign donors, Benghazi, Hillbots, Clinton Clones, Bernie Bros, Corporate America, foreign wars
I just ran into a bunch of members of the Hillary brigade in the parking lot. If you don't get on board supporting her Establishment agenda, you are the enemy.
Hillary brigade by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016
pet pillow
The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend
pet pillow by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016
jackassed
A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey
My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!
jackassed by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
political chameleon
Politicians who change their political beliefs based upon the people and corporations that give them campaign contributions or based on issues they need to support to get re-elected. politicians, Congress, Congressman, Senator, President of the United States, state government, the Establishment, the media
I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.
political chameleon by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
middle age speech
The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language
I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.
middle age speech by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016