joecoolthefool's definitions

community fart

A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group

I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business

I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

autocorrector

A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word

My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

Lionel Richie that shit

A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max

I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!

by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018

Stylin profilin

You get dressed up in your best suit or your best outfit with your make up on point and your hair done right and you go out on the town to get noticed. style, looking sharp, dressed to the nines, GQ, man at his best, show stopper, a 10, knockout, beauty queen, debutante, male model, model, gorgeous

It had been a while since I had gone out on a date. My friend set me up with this guy and I had just bought a new dress. I don't like to brag, but I was stylin profilin, girl.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

butt crack attack

Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty

The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.

by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016