joecoolthefool's definitions

Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.

I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch

by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015

relentless retweeter

The people on twitter who have to constantly re-post messages from other people all day long. You wonder if these people have any original thoughts or ideas of their own.

I can't believe this, every time I go to this guys twitter page, he is constantly re-tweeting some celebrity's controversial quote. No wonder his followers are way down, he's become a relentless retweeter. twitter, tweet, unoriginal, copy, boring, social messaging

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2015

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.

I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

handymom

A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair

I have to be a handymom, it saves me time and a ton of money which I use to pay for childcare.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low

Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

Uberbrawling

Physical fights that breakout between the uber driver and the passenger. carpool punching, backseat beatdowns, driving drama, Uber, Uber driver, fight, punch, brawl, hit

Did you see the fight on the news last night. The Uber driver and the passenger were going at it while the car was going down the highway. They were Uberbrawling. I can't believe there wasn't a car accident.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016