dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music
John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.
by joecoolthefool February 07, 2018
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doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown
I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.
by joecoolthefool February 03, 2016
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doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown
I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.
by joecoolthefool February 03, 2016
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fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017
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Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.
I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting
by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015
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Jaytalking

A person who is so immersed in a phone conversation while walking that they don't realize they are illegally crossing the street in heavy traffic. jaytalker, jaywalker, crosswalk, traffic, pedestrian, sidewalk, street
That guy almost got killed jaytalking. No conversation is worth death.
by joecoolthefool December 03, 2015
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gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.
by joecoolthefool January 05, 2016
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