joecoolthefool's definitions

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday

The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

Mancleanse

A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.

Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice

by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015

weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017

countdown tv

The numerous countdown timers used for upcoming shows on a cable tv channel. These timers are started days before the show airs and are a distraction when watching other shows. countdown, timer, new tv show, tv, cable tv, cable news, television, must see tv

I get so tired of these overused countdown timers for new shows. This countdown tv is a total distraction.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2017

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

feline fanatic

A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.

I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015