A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018
A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016
A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word
My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business
I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump
Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.
by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018
The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting
by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016