joecoolthefool's definitions

trauma bomb

1) The deluge of patients that flood the emergency room after a natural disaster, terrorist attack or a mass shooting.

2) The aftermath of a mass casualty event.
mass casualty event, trauma, natural disaster, mass shooting, terrorist attack, war, wounded, injured, injuries, casualty, death, ICU, emergency, ER, patient, sick

I worked a double shift yesterday because we had a trauma bomb. A passenger bus was hit by a cement truck on the highway.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

pootbutt rut

A stretch of time where you make a lot of poor decisions based on fear. You are in a rut because you are a 'poot butt' meaning you are weak, soft or lack toughness. Poot butt is a term often used in the African-American community to challenge someone. poot butt, weak, soft, afraid, scared

Man, I've been in a pootbutt rut for the last several months. I backed out of a job opportunity because I didn't want to move and I decided not to get engaged because I was afraid to get married. I am such an idiot!

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2016

Hollywood migration

Celebrities make the claim about moving to Canada if the politician of their choice is not elected President. The celebrities have no intention of following through on the move, but say it every four years. politics, celebrities, President, Democrats, Republicans, narcissism, Hollywood

I get so tired of these B-list celebrities jumping on Twitter and saying they are moving to Canada if their favorite liberal nominee isn't elected President. Oh gosh, the old Hollywood migration nonsense.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2016

Trump attitude

The confident, tough talk used to push your agenda, sell your ideas and put fear into your enemies. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, Trump speak, The Donald, The Apprentice, The President of the United States, U.S President, American President, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Trump 'tude

I know you are afraid to fail Johnny, but you need to present your ideas with a Trump attitude. You will blow them away.

by joecoolthefool November 22, 2016

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016

Hollywood teeth

1) Perfect, white teeth that have been straightened with braces and bleached to the point where they almost look unnaturally perfect.

2) Teeth covered with veneers to look perfect.

3) Teeth that look the opposite of English teeth.

I know that everyone tries to look their best when they are on tv, but that dude has Hollywood teeth. What do you mean Brett?! They are so white, bright and big, they can't be real. Hollywood, Tinseltown, Hollywood makeover, million dollar smile, cosmetic dentistry, plastic surgery, braces, veneers, teeth bleaching, English teeth, American teeth, Austin Powers

by joecoolthefool November 24, 2016

nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2016