joe dirt's definitions

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z

only the greatest song ever, next to bye bye by the n'sync;

annoying song sung by annoying, hyper-active, ADD ridden, little kids

"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z" sings 5 year old children
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMN BASTARDS" Bob Dole.

by joe dirt January 26, 2007

dirty bar

a small rural bar with local redneck regulars.

We were in the middle of nowhere so we went to the dirty bars. They stink like sweat and piss.

by Joe Dirt March 11, 2005

canadia

Queerest land on earth next to France AKA Americas gay brother; only good thing: canadian bacon and beer (both from there arn't very good)and legal pot.

"Lets go to Canadia"
Shut up queer.

by joe dirt March 1, 2005

yazeed

Half white half black; Extremely large fat ass bitch

"Ew what is that mommy."
"thats a yazeed"

by joe dirt February 28, 2005

Cetla

The act of eating one's pussy. Origin from a word shouted out during oral sex, out of pure randomness.

Holy shit! Cetla me harder, make me cum!

by Joe Dirt October 1, 2004

prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.

I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.

by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004

-thc-

The |337est clan in the CS world. No one compares or even comes remotely close to touching -thc-. Can't deny unstoppable. w00t.

My clan, -)ACP(- tried our hands against -thc- and got our shit pushed in. werd.

by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004