joe 's definitions

Yellow Tail

1 a beautiful woman of asian descent

2 a woman of asian descent appearing to have a hip measurement more than one standard deviation greater than that of the average asian woman's (30")

Lets go to Flushing and check out some Yellow Tail.

by joe November 5, 2004

zelda

Best game series ever!

I just beat zelda the wind waker yesterday.

by joe April 16, 2003

kartic

an ugly beast

a sasquatch

by Joe January 30, 2004

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else

Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford

by Joe October 18, 2004

smacktard

Most often seen in and around the PC game Battlefield 1942. A term used by gamers
to describe a player who has no regard for
the game's code of ethics. There exists a
hint of irony in labelling one as a smacktard in that the person who used the term is broadcasting that they take a video game seriously and get mad over trivial and nonconsequential matters

Joe, why did you just crash into my tank with an airplane? Smacktards like you ruin the whole gaming experience.

by Joe July 11, 2004