joe 's definitions

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

further

Like the word "farther" which denotes a physical advancement of distance, "further" simply denotes advancement to a greater degree. Often confused with "farther" by those who weren't paying attantion in 8th grade grammar.

Steve is being a doofis, and if he takes this issue any further I will open a can of whopass on him.

by Joe December 31, 2004

deekin

Deekin - To Look In A Manor Which Would Offend, Known As Staring Staring

What You Deekin At You Fucking Doiler

by jOe February 1, 2005

Faggoted

To label somebody a faggot; to humiliate an individual by using discriminative insults to humor an audience

Atlanticus' faggotorial attack on the irc channel #cup, resulted in many being faggoted.

by Joe October 26, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004