joe 's definitions

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.

I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.

by joe December 12, 2004

beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

by joe April 16, 2003

meatcrob

the brown noise played on an instrument at the lowest note

you and i just played the meatcrob

by joe May 13, 2005

triple h

what a nasty person has. refers to 'the hep, herp and hiv' (hepatitus, herpes, h.i.v.)

That bitch is triple h.

by Joe March 12, 2003

parkie

a cool person who goes to park yay park!!!!!!!!!

Jo is a parkie. He's so cool.

by Joe February 2, 2005

bellingham

Bellingham, WA Last major town on the west coast before hitting Canada. This place has more serial killers than black people.

Take the offramp up here in Bellingham, I need to take a leak.

by joe December 24, 2003