monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

grunge

stupid label put by the media to describe an indescribable movement of music in the late '80s and early '90s. usually great sounding music that is messed up by idiots who try to make sense of it. NIRVANA is the greatest band ever.

1. Grunge is dead.
2. he's such a cob nobbler, he doesn't listen to grunge.

by Joe March 28, 2005

Munter

Nathan Munter, The worlds ugliest kid on earth. He looks like he got face fucked by a shovel, and somehow survived.. Friend of Jared Combnutz, the bus boy!

Nathan Munter
Jared Combnutz's friend.

by Joe April 19, 2005

op

Short for Original Poster. Used on online message boards and forums.

The the message the op posted is idiotic.

by Joe December 31, 2003

dino tap

dino tap is when you get hurt but it is in a wierd place

you walk into a wall and hit you arm and you say shit that was a dino tap

by joe April 07, 2005

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

finger

the motion of putting one or more of the divisions of your hand (your fingers) into a pussy for whatever reasons, girl's pleasure, boy's pleasure, low self esteem (a girl has nobody to fuck).

man that porno just made her want to finger herself, hot shit.

by Joe March 14, 2004