Definitions by joe

h.n.i.c.

head nigga in charge

dude, you're h.n.i.c. on the court"

h.n.i.c. by joe April 24, 2003

porn 

Does the body good.

Go fuck a porn star.

porn by joe April 23, 2003

carpet licker 

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

carpet licker by joe April 23, 2003

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice

Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty

queer beer by joe April 22, 2003

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

talli whacker by joe April 22, 2003

Zelda: The Wind Waker 

One of the best zelda games ever! Not as good as ocarina of time though. Although the graphics are way better.

I beat zelda the wind waker again.

Zelda: The Wind Waker by joe April 22, 2003

tush

rear-end, butt, behind

She had a nice tush.

tush by joe April 21, 2003