ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.
Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.
by Joe September 17, 2005
Get the ultimate justice mug.

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.
My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.
by Joe April 02, 2005
Get the nose tampon mug.

penis

its a wiener
by joe June 25, 2004
Get the penis mug.

misunderestimated

1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.
I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.
by JOE August 26, 2003
Get the misunderestimated mug.

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.
Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!
by Joe June 26, 2006
Get the Gimi mug.

mustang

1. Muscle car whose body really only needs to be modified from the back as that is all people will ever see, unless it's parked.

2. Extremely reliable car.

3. Car whose tuners actually make them look and operate better than they bought them.
1. Man that Mustang has awesome taillights. I wish I could catch up to see what the front looks like.

2. I've owned two Mustangs: a '68 with 150,000+ miles on it, and a '98 with 93,000 currently. Both ran fine. Found on Road Dead? Nope. Sorry.

3. Man that Saleen looks sweet.
Let's race it with my Accord. Cool, they're biting.
Shit, dude I think the transmission is broke.
Pull over.
The Saleen was nearly gone by that point.
- transcript from an actual video
by joe January 05, 2005
Get the mustang mug.

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked
This computer is totally dorked.
by Joe February 21, 2004
Get the dorked mug.