joe 's definitions

young

The name Young in Ireland was brought to the country by Scottish and English settlers in the seventeenth century. The main setlement point was in the Province of Ulster where the majority of descendants can still be found.

her last name is young.

by joe May 22, 2005

venom

A completely badass marvel hero/villan depending on how you look at it. has some weird ass symbiot suit thats all black with the exception of a spider design on his chest and back.

Venom is going to be in spiderman 3 and I hope he fucks spiderman up.

by Joe April 27, 2004

Alon

Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!

Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday

by JOE February 28, 2003

true crime streets of la

Best game ever you get to bitch up anyone you want!!

I played "true crime" today.

by joe October 24, 2003

jimmies

1. A feeling of paranoia - synonym of willies

2. The intense creepy feeling you get when you hear something that wigs you out.

1. I don' like spiders, they give me the jimmies.

2. She can't stop movin', it's like she has the jimmies or something.

3. The story was so scary, I had the jimmies all the way home.

by Joe October 7, 2004

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

brosia

a hairy firearms noob

That big gorilla is almost as hairy as brosia.

by Joe February 15, 2005