joe 's definitions

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

Zhuge liang

All as charlesManson says <top>
Also the inventor of the wheelbarrow and automatic Arbalist.

Zhuge Liang, Priminister of the Shu army during the Han dynasty.

by joe June 15, 2004

clowne

Clowning a person
To make fun of

Apk-crew if your reading this your ass jus got clowned majorly!

by joe December 18, 2004

hodad

A non-surfer.

While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.

by Joe August 25, 2003

Internet Whore

Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.

lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!

-OR-

WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.

by Joe August 30, 2004

duuuuuuuuuude

A slang term usually used by surfersand skaters.

Surfer #1: Duuuuude did you see that wave?
Surfer #2: Duuuuude

by Joe September 3, 2004

bustyopramoopduel

a bunch of combined sounds added together to make an invincible sound. All who are shot with this word die.

gang member #1's gun: pow pow!

my gun: bustyopramoopduel!!!!!!

by joe December 17, 2003