joe's definitions

stix

Another way of saying Controller.

C'mon white boy, pick up your stix!

by joe May 13, 2005

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 21, 2004

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003

High-Top Fade

One of the coolest haircuts of all time. Made famous by Big Daddy Kane and Kid from Kid N' Play in the late 80's. Shaved on the bottom then fades to long hair that goes inches above the head. Looks like your heads an eraser.

"Yesterday, I got the freshest haircut, the High-Top Fade".

"I'm having a little trouble getting through low doors because my High-Top Fade always gets in the way."

by Joe December 3, 2004

Fubby

When something is more then Funny. Also a typo for the word funny.

Hey, Snover is fubby when he's depressed.

by Joe November 10, 2003

bizzle

a brotha, a monkey, and a gay ass friend

Fo bizzle my shizzle to the nizzle up my gizzle de fizzle

by Joe July 16, 2003