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fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"
Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!
by Joe December 8, 2004
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senior cup rugby

tournament or competition for guys playing rugby. leinster school boys have becoe obssessed with this tournament and winning it is the school year goal of the team and school. school spirit shines almighty bright alround this time of year. teams become obsessed with winning and devote their lives to it and not veryt much else.
this trend can be seen in junior cup rugby also. the guys on the team are the school ledgends for those few weeks and in girls schools it becomes an incentive to "score" the team captain...
girl1:omg, becky u scored john?? as in like totally rocks captain.
girl 2:yah i did. heard you got off with micheals captain.
girl1: yeah but apparently theyt dont have much chance of winning the S so i think im going to call it tonight.

boy 1: oh fuck we have that important match in 3 months.
boy 2: ok ok, i can solve this. no smoking drinking or sex until after the cup.. and we train everyday.
boy 3: what about that important exam at the end of the year that determines the rest of our leaves.
Boy 2: we can repeat...
whole team: YEAH. no sex or drugs. lets go train now!!
by joe December 9, 2004
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junior cup rugby.

similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!
player 1- omg did u see the legs on her at the hockey match. id do her. ya comin behind the shed for a smoke.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.
by joe December 9, 2004
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ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine
by joe December 9, 2004
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ball sauce

The stuff that erupts from the penis during ejaculation.
Yo man when alicia sucked me off, i shot ball sauce clean against her parents' bedroom!
by Joe December 9, 2004
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head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
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Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.
I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.
by joe December 12, 2004
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