joe's definitions

screamo

emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005

flogging molly

1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.

2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".

Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).

by Joe January 7, 2005

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004

es

being cool, mackin` cousins, repping hard over the interweb and basically cooling people you hate, geeks

"bro that shit was es ehh"

by Joe June 30, 2003

Chillaxing

A combination of Chilling out and Relaxing

Me and my friend are Chillaxing Later Tonite.

by Joe September 9, 2003

trinity collegiate school

When people hear the name Trinity Collegiate School, many things come to mind. Children of doctors, drugs, alcoholics, 15 year olds who drive mercedes, bmw's, and land rovers. Not only that, these kids are beyond spoiled. They never wear the same thing twice. To them, paying 150 bucks for a pair of jeans named after the number 7 is a "great deal!" Daddy can do this and daddy can do that, its ridiculous.

Ellen: Dad, my cashmere lacoste shirt is wrinkled!
Dad: It's ok, i ordered you 10 more today.
Ellen: 10? That's it? god, you don't love me do you?
Dad: Oh no baby i do, here, what else can i get you?

by Joe May 13, 2005

half life 2

a badass game for PC that has the best physics engine ever. i do wish that all of you jackasses would quit compairing it to halo 2. those two games are in completely seperate realms of each other. PC's and consoles are totally different. both games are great in their own right, but trying to compare the two is like saying that a certain book is better than a completely different movie. thats fucking retarded.

you can get it at walmart or anyplace that sells video games

by joe January 28, 2005