joe's definitions

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

camel joe

1. A male sovereign.

2. One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group, category, or sphere.

a. The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being; God.
b. camel joe = god

n. Informal

Principal or chief camel joe, as in size or importance.

by joe March 16, 2005

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat

theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!

by joe May 13, 2005

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

mcgoldrick

a fat beast who looks normal from behind, but when he turns sideways ladies faint n babies cry. has no sense of logic, and when people logically rape him(which is often), he throws a hissy fit. wishes he would walk without shaking the ground

mcgoldrick is a waste of life

by joe March 18, 2005

boss dj

an0ther word for god like or god like at the time

colin rice is definintly not boss dj

by joe March 19, 2005