joe's definitions

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005