joe's definitions

smellee

Hard to understand. A stench, very smelly, internet slang, often used to describe someone you hate.

1. Phwoah! Smelee!

2. OMG! ...... is so smellee!

by Joe April 2, 2005

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004

bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat

theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!

by joe May 13, 2005

gentlemans wash

washing of the male genitalia in the sink

Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!

by Joe September 23, 2003

mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 4, 2003

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 4, 2004

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 3, 2004