jobe's definitions

gigli

The Most Horrible Movie in the History of Movie Making History.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have proven to be retards and very bad actors with the movie Gigli.

Gigli has caused the whole theater audience to go on a strike to get back their movie money paid for Gigli.

by Jobe August 7, 2003

leathercake

A big man with mutton chops, leather vest and assless leather chaps. Typically of the gay community.

I hope I get to be his leathercake some day

by Jobe March 9, 2025

software engineering

Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.

Have you seen the new windows?

Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me

by Jobe October 10, 2003

crunktivity

a game involving getting drunk or "crunk"

lets get the crunktivity started!

by jobe September 21, 2005

hoffa

Hot Only From Far Away

lets go check this girl out...whoa keep walking dude, HOFFA!

by jobe September 21, 2005

leathercake

A man in leather asslesschaps and a leather vest, typically seen sporting mutton chops for facial hair.

God, he’s a real leathercake isn’t he?

by Jobe March 9, 2025

nuclear war

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

by Jobe October 10, 2003