Definitions by jmacofearth

A Santos 

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

A Santos by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

Big Divorced Dad Energy 

Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.

He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.

Big Divorced Dad Energy by jmacofearth November 28, 2022

Deprioritize 

When someone in your life takes a left turn out of your life

She deprioritized me and went on vacation in HI with someone else.

Deprioritize by jmacofearth February 28, 2022

poofgasm 

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.

Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.

poofgasm by jmacofearth June 11, 2019

TMoI

Too Much Information about Moi

I just made that up with a typo, TMoI, too much info about moi.

TMoI by jmacofearth May 3, 2011

TMFI 

Too Much Fucking Information - may be related to the act of fucking or may be simply an explicative to increase the sense of urgency.

I didn't want to hear about their date, it was TMFI. TMI, TMoI

TMFI by jmacofearth May 3, 2011

IMFHO 

In My (Fucking) Humble Opinion - adding the f-bomb to make your point.

"Seriously dude! When I look at your web page, IMFHO, it sucks."

IMFHO by jmacofearth January 16, 2010