jl's definitions

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

t & a

Tits and Ass. Something really good.

when watching a man piss on an electric fence you yell T & A, T & A

by JL August 22, 2003

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

by JL March 20, 2004

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

by JL May 13, 2003