jl's definitions

bits

bitch

What a stupid bits.

by JL September 28, 2003

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 21, 2003

t & a

Tits and Ass. Something really good.

when watching a man piss on an electric fence you yell T & A, T & A

by JL August 22, 2003

discharge

the stuff girls excrete from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually whitish, yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with female cum, but is not the same thing.

No, baby, Im not turned on, thats discharge in my panties.

by JL July 1, 2003

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

by JL February 11, 2021

Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 21, 2003

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005