jl's definitions

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jl January 22, 2004

bits

bitch

What a stupid bits.

by JL September 28, 2003

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005