jl's definitions

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL December 26, 2002

spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

by jl January 22, 2004

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jl January 22, 2004

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

by JL March 20, 2004

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003