jj's definitions

chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!

by jj April 23, 2003

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

wangsta

The Kupe-man who tragically died in a freak gardening accident.

HOLLA CHRIS!!!

"I'm a wangsta trying to garden."

by JJ May 30, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003