jj's definitions

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004

Dickna Sivapussy

See Krishna Sivaranjan

THUMBE (see thumbe)

by JJ January 22, 2004

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

fadam

mexican drug lord who possess magical power and consumes endless beer

I always think about my fadam when i am taking a shower.

by JJ January 27, 2004

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 4, 2006