jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

trying times

When things aren't going good causing us to struggle.

In these trying times of fear and uncertainty the human race will prevail against the covid 19 virus caused by the selfish Chinese government that allowed it to spread through out the world.

by jimmybomm October 08, 2020

headhoncho

This is a sex toy for men. He puts his cock in it and jerks off. It's supposed to feel like a real vagina.

I have used my headhoncho so much I wore it out. Until I find a woman I better get to the sex toy shop and get a new one.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.

Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021