jimmybomm's definitions

minitini

This is a shot of vodka with a green olive in it.

chris: Hey man do you want to come over and have a minitini with me? larry: Sure but after the day I had I'm gonna need a few.

by jimmybomm July 6, 2021

vaginal pocket

Another name for woman's vagina.

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.

by jimmybomm February 22, 2021

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

tipsy mcstagger

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.

Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

by jimmybomm November 12, 2020

trying times

When things aren't going good causing us to struggle.

In these trying times of fear and uncertainty the human race will prevail against the covid 19 virus caused by the selfish Chinese government that allowed it to spread through out the world.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020