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fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.
Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2021
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fucken fucker

This is a more offensive way of calling someone of fucker. The person saying it is very angry and the person being called it has done or said something very stupid.
Oh my god man , I have told that fucken fucker over and over again not to do that but he keeps doing it. Now everything is all fucked up.
by jimmybomm March 8, 2021
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jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.
Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.
by jimmybomm November 12, 2020
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vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.
by jimmybomm September 24, 2020
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cozy canyon

A vagina and/or asshole. Its cozy because its so warm.
I can't wait to put my crank in that hot girls cozy canyon.
by jimmybomm June 23, 2020
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minitini

This is a shot of vodka with a green olive in it.
chris: Hey man do you want to come over and have a minitini with me? larry: Sure but after the day I had I'm gonna need a few.
by jimmybomm July 6, 2021
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ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
by jimmybomm January 14, 2021
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