dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022

juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

pinwheeler

Another name for a skinny marijuana cigarette. The same as a pinner. A poor excuse for a joint but if that's all you got then you will make it work and still have a smile on your face.

guy 1: Hey mike pass me that joint before you suck it all down. guy 2: It's all I had so I rolled a pinwheeler. guy 1: It's cool man. Thanks bro.

by jimmybomm May 21, 2020

I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by jimmybomm July 08, 2020

penis pummeler

Someone who pounces up and down of a hard penis.

My girlfriend tied me up and really worked me over last night. She's a awesome penis pummeler.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 15, 2021

sugar cave

A woman's sweet vagina.

I couldn't wait to get my tongue in her sweet sugar cave.

by jimmybomm June 05, 2020