jimmybomm's definitions

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

roach hit

The last few hits off a marijuana cigarette known as a roach.

Pass that roach to me so I can get a roach hit.

by jimmybomm July 4, 2021

torch one

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

hoja breath

This is the first hit off a joint that's all rolling paper burning. This causes ones breath to smell like burnt paper. Hoja is a slang word for rolling paper.

Mike has hoja breath all the time from sparking up so many joints.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

knuckle knuck

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.

Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.

by jimmybomm May 3, 2020

soupy pussy

A vagina that is very wet, loose and sloppy.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.

by jimmybomm August 8, 2021