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Definitions by jimmybomm

knuckle knuck 

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.
Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.
knuckle knuck by jimmybomm May 3, 2020

covid halfwit 

This refers to all who don't think its important to wear a mask during the covid19 pandemic. They are slow witted, selfish and refuse to wear a mask thinking they aren't gonna get the virus. They have no clue how the virus works and its possible they are the carriers spreading the virus to others. Not everyone has signs and symptoms so wear a mask.
guy 1: Would you look at all those covid halfwits walking around in the grocery store not wearing a mask. guy 2: I see them. They could care less that they are infecting others and keeping the virus alive.
covid halfwit by jimmybomm May 1, 2020

stopped up 

To not be able to take a shit.
Man i'm all stopped up. I haven't been able to take a shit in 4 days. When it breaks free it isn't gonna be pretty so stand clear.
stopped up by jimmybomm April 27, 2020

raising up 

To lift one leg up while standing and rip a fart.
son 1: Dad is raising up to cut a fart. son 2: Oh boy. If mom sees him she's gonna be really mad.
raising up by jimmybomm April 27, 2020

ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.
person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.
ball spanker by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

juky pants 

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.
Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.
juky pants by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

peel a loaf 

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
peel a loaf by jimmybomm April 24, 2020